Dearest Anthony,
‘Twas whilst you had gone to secure provisions that the second wave of invaders attacked. Unlike previous waves, these were more daring, more treacherous. Papa always told me, “A closed mouth catcheth no flies.” But alas! I forgot to heed his warning. I had not realized said aphorism also applied to “false ladybugs”. The outcome was what one wouldst expect—one flew into my mouth. By the time you read this I shall have passed on...
...to the Inn of Hampton where perhaps I may find some respite.
Ever yours in love and war,
Elisabeth
(FYI Northern New Hampshire gets attacked by these ladybug-like beetles every fall. Other households are engaged in similar battle. Pray for them.)

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